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The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN84 |
“wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: the Outback |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN84 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Klew Gilkalt with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.573 billion Klingons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nunn K'mpogarro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.5%.
The frighteningly efficient KSN84ian economy, worth 934 trillion Talons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,333 Talons, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, foreign lack of enthusiasm for KSN84ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KSN84's national animal is the Jadashha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahless.
KSN84 is ranked 148,816th in the world and 458th in the Outback for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 35.52 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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KSN84 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
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KSN84, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
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KSN84, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
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KSN84, foreign lack of enthusiasm for KSN84ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
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KSN84, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
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KSN84, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
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KSN84, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
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KSN84, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
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KSN84, war criminals are given full state funerals.
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KSN84, supervisors in KSN84 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.