Spotlight on:
The People's Republic of Kryotonia |
“Ex Cinere”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Luminerran Card Factory |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The People's Republic of Kryotonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Maxwell Zeller with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.296 billion Kryotonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Graylhut. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Kryotoen economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion Vruders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,468 Vruders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, most Kryotonians would sell their own grandmother, and pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kryotonia's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Troventism.
Kryotonia is ranked 101,960th in the world and 2nd in Luminerran Card Factory for Most Stationary, with 419.7217105446 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kryotonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Kryotonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Kryotonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Kryotonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Kryotonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Kryotonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Kryotonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Kryotonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Kryotonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Kryotonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.