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The People's Republic of Kryotonia

“Ex Cinere”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Luminerran Card Factory

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The People's Republic of Kryotonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Maxwell Zeller with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.296 billion Kryotonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Graylhut. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kryotoen economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion Vruders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,468 Vruders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, most Kryotonians would sell their own grandmother, and pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kryotonia's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Troventism.

Kryotonia is ranked 101,960th in the world and 2nd in Luminerran Card Factory for Most Stationary, with 419.7217105446 days.

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Most Patriotic: 1,163rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,156thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,908thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,045thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,145thLargest Governments: 3,463rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,002ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,045thHighest Food Quality: 4,224thMost Inclusive: 4,367thHealthiest Citizens: 4,518thMost Cultured: 4,523rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,567thSafest: 4,715thMost Developed: 4,743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,796thMost Devout: 5,440thMost Authoritarian: 5,516thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,177thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,466thSmartest Citizens: 6,636thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,378thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,390thHighest Average Incomes: 8,738thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,776thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,403rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,505thMost Efficient Economies: 11,461stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,350thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,439thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,548thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,008thMost Conservative: 14,455thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,882ndNicest Citizens: 15,085thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,361stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,892ndBest Weather: 16,277thMost Income Equality: 17,721stMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,164thHighest Economic Output: 20,845thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,145thMost Extreme: 28,516thMost Cheerful Citizens: 29,379th

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