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The Theocracy of Krustty Krab

“You don't need a liscence to drive a sandwich”

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The Theocracy of Krustty Krab is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 554 million Krustty Krabians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 36.8%.

The powerhouse Krustty Krabian economy, worth 43.7 trillion Krusty Caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 78,824 Krusty Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Krustty Krab to be bombproof, citizens wouldn't recognise Leader if they passed one another on the street, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Krustty Krab, and it's not mass murder when the government does it. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krustty Krab's national animal is the Doodlebob, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Krustty Krab is ranked 69,606^th in the world and 1,000^th in the Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 49,817.25 Standard Monetary Units.

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