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The All-Powerful Rogue Nation of Krematoria

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Penny Lane

Regional Influence: Superpower


The All-Powerful Rogue Nation of Krematoria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Basildon Lord of the Provinces with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.026 billion Krematorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garrotte-Under-Pressure. The average income tax rate is 39.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Krematorian economy, worth an astonishing 10,881 trillion Marbles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 494,028 Marbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Krematoria's national animal is the Tapeworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Path to Possible Enlightenment.

Krematoria is ranked 21,039th in the world and 1st in Penny Lane for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thLargest Gambling Industry: 37thFattest Citizens: 120thMost Avoided: 146thLargest Mining Sector: 151stMost Ignorant Citizens: 159thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 173rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 207thLargest Insurance Industry: 208thMost Corrupt Governments: 236thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 283rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 309thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 344thHighest Average Incomes: 395thLargest Black Market: 447thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 483rdHighest Economic Output: 513thMost Devout: 535thMost Armed: 548thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 618thHighest Disposable Incomes: 665thHighest Poor Incomes: 693rdLargest Retail Industry: 964thMost Efficient Economies: 1,107thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,343rdMost Stationary: 1,535thRudest Citizens: 1,582ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,091stLargest Governments: 2,259thMost Patriotic: 2,509thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,829thMost Primitive: 4,119thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,786thLargest Populations: 7,472ndMost Influential: 8,131stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,039th

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Endorsements Received: None.