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The All-Powerful Rogue Nation of Krematoria

“Are you talking to me?”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Penny Lane

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The All-Powerful Rogue Nation of Krematoria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Basildon Lord of the Provinces with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.788 billion Krematorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garrotte-Under-Pressure. The average income tax rate is 35.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Krematorian economy, worth a remarkable 9,999 trillion Marbles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 481,000 Marbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Krematoria's national animal is the Tapeworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Path to Possible Enlightenment.

Krematoria is ranked 237,586th in the world and 3rd in Penny Lane for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 5.48 tourists per hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thLargest Gambling Industry: 36thFattest Citizens: 117thMost Avoided: 138thMost Ignorant Citizens: 144thLargest Mining Sector: 156thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 160thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 189thMost Corrupt Governments: 226thLargest Insurance Industry: 233rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 283rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 318thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 362ndHighest Average Incomes: 407thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 453rdMost Armed: 499thMost Devout: 513thLargest Black Market: 523rdHighest Economic Output: 537thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 585thHighest Disposable Incomes: 596thHighest Poor Incomes: 785thLargest Retail Industry: 911thMost Efficient Economies: 948thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,315thRudest Citizens: 1,342ndMost Stationary: 1,611thMost Patriotic: 1,696thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,018thLargest Governments: 2,168thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,615thMost Primitive: 3,843rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,600thLargest Populations: 7,693rdMost Influential: 7,936thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,543rd

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