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The All-Powerful Rogue Nation of Krematoria |
“Are you talking to me?”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Penny Lane |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The All-Powerful Rogue Nation of Krematoria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Basildon Lord of the Provinces with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.179 billion Krematorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garrotte-Under-Pressure. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Krematorian economy, worth an astonishing 13,479 trillion Marbles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 514,911 Marbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Krematoria's national animal is the Tapeworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Path to Possible Enlightenment.
Krematoria is ranked 105,129th in the world and 3rd in Penny Lane for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.27 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Krematoria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Krematoria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Krematoria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Krematoria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Krematoria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".
- : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Statelessness".
- : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Krematoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.