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The All-Powerful Rogue Nation of Krematoria

“Are you talking to me?”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Penny Lane

Regional Influence: Superpower


The All-Powerful Rogue Nation of Krematoria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Basildon Lord of the Provinces with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.813 billion Krematorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garrotte-Under-Pressure. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Krematorian economy, worth a remarkable 9,440 trillion Marbles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 476,477 Marbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Krematoria's national animal is the Tapeworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Path to Possible Enlightenment.

Krematoria is ranked 2,068th in the world and 1st in Penny Lane for Largest Governments, scoring 51.75 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thLargest Gambling Industry: 38thFattest Citizens: 117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 130thMost Avoided: 135thLargest Mining Sector: 147thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 150thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 181stMost Corrupt Governments: 209thLargest Insurance Industry: 236thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 285thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 305thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 392ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 397thHighest Average Incomes: 403rdMost Devout: 478thMost Armed: 480thLargest Black Market: 515thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 539thHighest Disposable Incomes: 550thHighest Economic Output: 559thHighest Poor Incomes: 841stLargest Retail Industry: 859thMost Efficient Economies: 904thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,340thRudest Citizens: 1,589thMost Stationary: 1,654thLargest Governments: 2,068thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,135thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,585thMost Primitive: 4,136thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,779thLargest Populations: 7,887thMost Influential: 8,364thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,105th

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