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The Exhausted Llama of Krea Griopia |
“What could go wrong?”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: the Plains of Perdition |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Exhausted Llama of Krea Griopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.484 billion Krea Griopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Krea Griopian economy, worth 804 trillion Grions a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,731 Grions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, and the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krea Griopia's national animal is the African Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Krea Griopia is ranked 82,676th in the world and 384th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,480.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Krea Griopia, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots.
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Krea Griopia, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
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Krea Griopia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Krea Griopia, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
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Krea Griopia, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
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Krea Griopia, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
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Krea Griopia, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
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Krea Griopia was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
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Krea Griopia, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
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Krea Griopia, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.