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The Exhausted Llama of Krea Griopia

“What could go wrong?”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: the Plains of Perdition

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Exhausted Llama of Krea Griopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.484 billion Krea Griopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Krea Griopian economy, worth 804 trillion Grions a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,731 Grions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, and the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krea Griopia's national animal is the African Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Krea Griopia is ranked 82,676th in the world and 384th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,480.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 9,807thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,912thTop
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Safest: 21,200thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,352ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 30,128th
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Most Stationary: 7th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Populations: 56th in the regionSafest: 57th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 65th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 70th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 85th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Cultured: 97th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100th in the regionMost Inclusive: 102nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 106th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 119th in the regionMost Politically Free: 124th in the regionNicest Citizens: 127th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 127th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 145th in the regionMost Secular: 148th in the region

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