Spotlight on:
The Golden Empire of Kratistolies |
“Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Golden Empire of Kratistolies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Primarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 22.833 billion Kratosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kratosian economy, worth an astonishing 10,498 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 459,782 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, Kratosian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kratistolies's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheistic State Worship.
Kratistolies is ranked 315,218th in the world and 12,969th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, Kratosian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, citizens have never heard foreign radio.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, the line of royal succession just experienced a hardware interrupt.
- : Following new legislation in Kratistolies, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD.