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The Democratic States of Krampustown

“Punish the naughty children!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: Christmas

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Democratic States of Krampustown is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Krampus with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.204 billion Krampustownians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christmastown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Krampustownian economy, worth a remarkable 2,425 trillion Krampuscoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 263,509 Krampuscoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,551,828 per year while the poor average 20,801, a ratio of 74.6 to 1.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages, and the might of the entire Krampustownian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Krampustown's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Krampustown is ranked 21,124th in the world and 9th in Christmas for Largest Governments, scoring 25.81 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 202ndMost Armed: 216thHighest Crime Rates: 230thFattest Citizens: 255thMost Avoided: 382ndLargest Gambling Industry: 399thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 591stMost Devout: 682ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 905thHighest Disposable Incomes: 914thRudest Citizens: 968thLargest Retail Industry: 1,162ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,216thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,401stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,847thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,912thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,928thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,987thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,104thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,443rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,510thLargest Mining Sector: 2,630thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,758thHighest Average Incomes: 3,057thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,642ndNudest: 4,602ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,782ndMost Cultured: 5,781stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,860thHighest Economic Output: 6,586thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,974thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,118thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,292ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,057thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,592ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,759thMost Influential: 14,113thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,051stLargest Black Market: 19,822ndHighest Drug Use: 20,896thLargest Governments: 21,124thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,357th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Earthbound Immortal Squad and Snowman.