Spotlight on:
The Great Socialist Nation of Krabanka |
“Krank that”
Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Europeia |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Great Socialist Nation of Krabanka is a huge, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 746 million Krabankans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarino. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Krabankan economy, worth 53.3 trillion kranks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 71,462 kranks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, pranking is an art form, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krabanka's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Krabanka is ranked 246,817th in the world and 1,062nd in Europeia for Most Secular, with 13.44 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Krabanka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive and Most Income Equality and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Krabanka, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
- : Following new legislation in Krabanka, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Krabanka was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Krabanka, pranking is an art form.
- : Following new legislation in Krabanka, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Following new legislation in Krabanka, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in Krabanka, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
- : Following new legislation in Krabanka, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
- : Following new legislation in Krabanka, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » UPC, Primorye Oblast, Westinor, PhDre, JayDee II, Le Libertia, and Empire of Caldrasa.