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The Constitutional Monarchy of Koskelius

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Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Constitutional Monarchy of Koskelius is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.601 billion Koskeliusians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Purr Gawk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Koskeliusian economy, worth 461 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,337 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Koskelius's pristine beaches, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and a milk bath costs more than bathing in money. Crime is totally unknown. Koskelius's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koskelius is ranked 13,343rd in the world and 426th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 72,353.71 Standard Monetary Units.

Rudest Citizens: 2,268thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,850thMost Influential: 3,270thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,484thLargest Retail Industry: 4,118thMost Secular: 4,598thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,652ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,735thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,473rdMost Cultured: 7,504thMost Inclusive: 8,493rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,222ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,257thSmartest Citizens: 9,562ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,374thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,880thMost Efficient Economies: 11,871stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,383rdMost Developed: 12,867thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,343rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,423rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,509thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,925thLargest Governments: 16,307thLargest Black Market: 16,785thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,519thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,813thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,252ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,442ndNicest Citizens: 20,842ndLargest Publishing Industry: 21,041stMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,273rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,275thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,761stHighest Poor Incomes: 23,042ndLargest Mining Sector: 24,126th
Rudest Citizens: 86th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 87th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 141st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 147th in the regionMost Secular: 149th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 157th in the regionMost Cultured: 226th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 232nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 275th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 290th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 292nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 296th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 335th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 368th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 376th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 387th in the regionMost Developed: 390th in the regionMost Influential: 418th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 426th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 428th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 443rd in the regionLargest Governments: 481st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 491st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 517th in the regionLargest Black Market: 551st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 626th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 634th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 686th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 692nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 701st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 702nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 706th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 735th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 758th in the regionNicest Citizens: 763rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 765th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 802nd in the region

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