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The Matriarchy of Korotania

“Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Matriarchy of Korotania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Big Sister with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.402 billion Korotanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Best City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The strong Korotanian economy, worth 899 trillion zins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,891 zins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Korotanian Values' advise against being proud of Korotania, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and the fattest folk in Korotania look to be the happiest ones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Korotania's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Korotania is ranked 6,945th in the world and 1st in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,923.47 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,937thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,347thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,815thMost Pacifist: 4,468thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,790thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,049thBest Weather: 5,253rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,402ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,945thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,308thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,361stNicest Citizens: 8,546thSafest: 8,965thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,006thMost Inclusive: 10,010thLargest Governments: 10,979thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,235thHealthiest Citizens: 11,545thHighest Food Quality: 12,491stLowest Crime Rates: 12,679thTop
Most Secular: 14,984thSmartest Citizens: 15,823rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,288thMost Cultured: 18,782ndMost Rebellious Youth: 21,856thHighest Economic Output: 24,101stMost Income Equality: 25,372ndHighest Poor Incomes: 25,790th
Highest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the region

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