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The Republic of Kop Wert

“Tacos are good.”

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The Republic of Kop Wert is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Doyle Akin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.46 billion Kop Wertians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wert City. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kop Wertian economy, worth 150 trillion emerald quaders a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,409 emerald quaders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Eminent domain has been abolished, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kop Wert's national animal is the cuttlefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Church Of Birch.

Kop Wert is ranked 160,733^rd in the world and 101^st in Cape of Good Hope for Highest Drug Use, scoring 50.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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