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The Shopping Mall Tyranny of Konzum K-plus

“GREATEST SHOPPING MALL IN THE UNIVERSE!!!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Ambassador

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The Shopping Mall Tyranny of Konzum K-plus is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Ivica Todoric with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.919 billion SHOPPERS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konzum Shopping Mall. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Konzum K-plusian economy, worth a remarkable 8,414 trillion Floggings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 528,594 Floggings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Salmonellaball fields, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Konzum K-plus's national animal is the Salmonella, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Consumerism.

Konzum K-plus is ranked 141,794th in the world and 57th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Stationary, with 197.3758459016 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 48thLargest Mining Sector: 242ndLargest Black Market: 245thMost Patriotic: 269thMost Ignorant Citizens: 284thMost Corrupt Governments: 293rdHighest Average Incomes: 347thMost Armed: 445thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 561stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 584thHighest Poor Incomes: 660thLargest Insurance Industry: 873rdMost Avoided: 932ndFattest Citizens: 1,071stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,157thHighest Economic Output: 1,240thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,260thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,361stLargest Governments: 1,740thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,495thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,936thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,090thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,193rdRudest Citizens: 3,963rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,989thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,227thMost Efficient Economies: 8,309thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,015thMost Conservative: 9,087thMost Influential: 10,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,613thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,623rdNudest: 13,648thTop
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Most Secular: 15,040thLargest Retail Industry: 18,624thMost Authoritarian: 19,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,612thLargest Populations: 24,148th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the region

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