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The Kingdom of Konijntjes

“Live long and healthy”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The Allied Northern Archipeligo

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Kingdom of Konijntjes is a massive, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.412 billion Konijnies enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konijnie. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Konijnie economy, worth 135 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,054 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, the newest shade developed by Konijntjes's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Konijntjes's national animal is the konijn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Konijntjes is ranked 34,971st in the world and 4th in The Allied Northern Archipeligo for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.39 bananas ingested per day.

Most Secular: 3,131stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,027thTop
Most Pacifist: 13,624thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,579thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,695thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,505thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,484thNicest Citizens: 21,955thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,454thSafest: 23,645thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,111th
Most Average: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the region

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