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The Timeless Warriors of Kolothland |
“If a man has no honour, he has nothing”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Dragon Lair |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker |
The Timeless Warriors of Kolothland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 45.016 billion Kolothlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qartz. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The enormous but inefficient Kolothlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,227 trillion Bloodwines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 116,131 Bloodwines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolothland's national animal is the Tribble, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is kuvah'magh.
Kolothland is ranked 904th in the world and 4th in Dragon Lair for Most Stationary, with 4,818.66358272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kolothland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Kolothland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Kolothland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Kolothland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Kolothland, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
- : Following new legislation in Kolothland, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Kolothland, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
- : Following new legislation in Kolothland, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in Kolothland, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
- : Kolothland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.