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The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr

“With oysters we thrive!”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.994 billion KohrArians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient KohrArian economy, worth a remarkable 8,627 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 663,978 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,134,249 per year while the poor average 7,061, a ratio of 868 to 1.

It is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards, and the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. KohrAr's national animal is the oyster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

KohrAr is ranked 270th in the world and 9th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 13,814.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 10thMost Armed: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26thLargest Retail Industry: 28thFattest Citizens: 28thHighest Crime Rates: 36thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37thHighest Disposable Incomes: 38thLargest Gambling Industry: 72ndMost Avoided: 79thMost Rebellious Youth: 105thHighest Average Incomes: 111thMost Subsidized Industry: 140thMost Corrupt Governments: 143rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 146thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 190thRudest Citizens: 199thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 249thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 269thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 270thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 280thLargest Insurance Industry: 324thLargest Agricultural Sector: 333rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 347thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 369thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 453rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 564thLargest Governments: 779thSmartest Citizens: 879thHighest Economic Output: 888thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 974thLargest Mining Sector: 1,059thMost Cultured: 1,082ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,142ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,144thMost Patriotic: 1,352ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,792ndMost Secular: 5,027thMost Stationary: 8,310thMost Influential: 13,240thLargest Black Market: 13,499thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 18,390thLargest Populations: 25,102ndMost Pro-Market: 26,415th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionMost Patriotic: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 94th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 147th in the regionMost Secular: 159th in the regionLargest Black Market: 191st in the regionLargest Populations: 260th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 518th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 681st in the regionMost Influential: 885th in the regionMost Developed: 1,000th in the region

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