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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee

“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 39.78 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 34,998 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 879,793 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,241,928 per year while the poor average 7,897, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 241,345th in the world and 68th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -62.61 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thHighest Economic Output: 9thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14thLargest Populations: 17thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19thHighest Average Incomes: 21stSmartest Citizens: 25thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28thMost Avoided: 30thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32ndLargest Mining Sector: 35thLargest Agricultural Sector: 42ndLargest Gambling Industry: 43rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45thFattest Citizens: 52ndMost Armed: 61stLargest Publishing Industry: 77thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 80thHighest Crime Rates: 93rdRudest Citizens: 131stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 133rdMost Cultured: 178thMost Secular: 205thLargest Retail Industry: 352ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 740thMost Rebellious Youth: 779thMost Corrupt Governments: 842ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,055thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,309thLargest Black Market: 5,525thMost Influential: 7,061stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,901stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,096thTop
Most Stationary: 18,242ndMost Pro-Market: 18,801stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,765th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the region

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