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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee

“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.796 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 34,132 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 879,793 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,241,928 per year while the poor average 7,897, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koffee is ranked 5th in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 4,789.39 on the Hayek Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18thLargest Insurance Industry: 18thHighest Average Incomes: 20thLargest Populations: 20thSmartest Citizens: 23rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 24thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29thMost Avoided: 30thLargest Mining Sector: 34thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 43rdLargest Gambling Industry: 46thFattest Citizens: 50thMost Armed: 57thLargest Publishing Industry: 77thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 78thHighest Crime Rates: 92ndRudest Citizens: 113thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 120thMost Cultured: 172ndMost Secular: 190thLargest Retail Industry: 298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 696thMost Corrupt Governments: 788thMost Rebellious Youth: 802ndMost Efficient Economies: 965thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,041stLargest Black Market: 4,837thMost Influential: 6,918thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,249thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,591stTop
Most Pro-Market: 17,288thMost Stationary: 19,655thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,321st
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the region

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