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The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee |
“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Wysteria |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Barista Espresso with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 42.452 billion Richly Blended Peopleses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Full City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Koffeean economy, worth an astonishing 37,349 trillion Cuppas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 879,794 Cuppas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,241,938 per year while the poor average 7,897, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.
Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", the Great Pyramid of Full City can be seen from miles away, Generalissimo Barista Espresso's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Koffee as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Koffee's national animal is the Schrodingers Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Koffee is ranked 273,090th in the world and 76th in Wysteria for Most Income Equality, scoring 0.1 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Koffee lodged a message on the Wysteria Regional Message Board.
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Koffee was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United States of Wars Forever, killing 744 million zombies.
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Koffee was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The United States of Wars Forever, killing 745 million zombies.
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Koffee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
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The Grand Duchy of Iyari was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from
Koffee, curing 4 million infected.
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The Grand Duchy of Iyari was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from
Koffee, curing 14 million infected.
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The Grand Duchy of Iyari was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from
Koffee, curing 21 million infected.
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The Grand Duchy of Iyari was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from
Koffee, curing 23 million infected.
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The Grand Duchy of Iyari was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from
Koffee, curing 30 million infected.
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The Grand Duchy of Iyari was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from
Koffee, curing 39 million infected.