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The Empire of Koem Kab


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Secret Order

Regional Influence: Hermit


Koem Kab was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 287

The Empire of Koem Kab is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.318 billion Koem Kabs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federick City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Koem Kabian economy, worth an astonishing 10,499 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 852,358 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, and soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koem Kab's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Koem Kabism.

Koem Kab is ranked 87th in the world and 1st in The Secret Order for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,652.78 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 4thHighest Poor Incomes: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 30thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 71stMost Secular: 73rdMost Subsidized Industry: 87thMost Scientifically Advanced: 87thLargest Black Market: 99thLargest Information Technology Sector: 99thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 100thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 103rdMost Efficient Economies: 129thMost Corrupt Governments: 184thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 206thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 273rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 275thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 299thMost Armed: 310thLargest Insurance Industry: 318thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 319thLargest Mining Sector: 322ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 327thLargest Governments: 341stMost Patriotic: 469thSmartest Citizens: 487thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 517thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 531stHighest Economic Output: 569thFattest Citizens: 578thLargest Retail Industry: 619thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 730thLargest Publishing Industry: 761stLowest Crime Rates: 823rdMost Advanced Public Education: 849thHighest Average Tax Rates: 998thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,305thMost Cultured: 1,698thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,961stRudest Citizens: 2,327thTop
Most Developed: 2,954thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,004thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,948thMost Avoided: 7,878thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,140thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,237thMost Stationary: 15,933rdMost Authoritarian: 16,712thMost Influential: 18,053rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,358th

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