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The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders

“Kijkt ende ziet.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Africa

Regional Influence: Squire


The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 26.022 billion Koekeloerdersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Koekeloerdersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,773 trillion eierens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 68,168 eierens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, saying "don't do anything that Everyone wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned kipball fields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koekeloerders is ranked 100,573rd in the world and 59th in Africa for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 121,938 Standard Monetary Units.

Nudest: 405thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,371stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,822ndTop
Most Pacifist: 2,782ndLargest Governments: 3,111thSafest: 3,418thLargest Populations: 3,721stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,871stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,482ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,924thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,109thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,766thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,169thNicest Citizens: 7,342ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,912thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,258thHighest Economic Output: 9,634thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,658thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,609thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,159thSmartest Citizens: 13,473rdMost Cultured: 13,641stMost Inclusive: 13,836thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,792ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,122ndHighest Drug Use: 19,353rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,026th
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the region

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