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The Nomadic Peoples of Kochevnia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.66 billion Kochevnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tovetsk. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kochevnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion Karas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 132,215 Karas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime is totally unknown. Kochevnia's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kochevnia is ranked 1,084^th in the world and 2^nd in Thaecia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 15,182.88 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.