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The Koalviet Union of Koalanica

“Freedom and Progress”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Appalcadia

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Koalviet Union of Koalanica is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vladimir Koalinsky with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.744 billion Koalanicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koalanicagrad. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Koalanican economy, worth 53.0 trillion Cliks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 30,411 Cliks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame, and former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koalanica's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koalanica is ranked 76,336th in the world and 5th in Appalcadia for Safest, scoring 87.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Rebellious Youth: 10,448thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,155thMost Income Equality: 20,014thMost Devout: 20,079th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

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