The Holy Empire of Knowmare
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Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Holy Empire of Knowmare is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Uo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.043 billion Knowmareans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doltux. The average income tax rate is 34.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Knowmarean economy, worth 104 trillion Zystoktus a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 100,014 Zystoktus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Knowmare's offices, and trespassers entering Uo's office are immediately vaporized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knowmare's national animal is the Blue eyed Mosquito, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Uodism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Knowmare was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Knowmare was endorsed by The Federation of Amogus sussy.
- : Following new legislation in Knowmare, trespassers entering Uo's office are immediately vaporized.
- : Following new legislation in Knowmare, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Knowmare's offices.
- : Following new legislation in Knowmare, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
- : Following new legislation in Knowmare, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
- : Knowmare was endorsed by The Republic of Saperisole.
- : Knowmare voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
- : Knowmare voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
- : Following new legislation in Knowmare, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
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