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The Suppressed squirrels of Klopswurst

“Screw you guys i'm going home”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: International Democratic Union

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The Suppressed squirrels of Klopswurst is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by fairy king amne with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 31.769 billion worthless Klopswurstians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blutwurst. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klopswurstian economy, worth a remarkable 5,851 trillion golden Klops a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,174 golden Klops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Klopswurstian Hungry Games, and the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Klopswurstian democracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Klopswurst's national animal is the Schnitzeltier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is obedience.

Klopswurst is ranked 215,200th in the world and 113th in International Democratic Union for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.39 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Black Market: 302ndMost Rebellious Youth: 360thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 375thHighest Crime Rates: 722ndHighest Economic Output: 1,576thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,792ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,800thLargest Populations: 2,016thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,399thTop
Most Armed: 2,775thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,031stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,744thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,902ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,960thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,924thFattest Citizens: 5,290thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,363rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,576thMost Inclusive: 8,487thHighest Average Incomes: 8,524thSmartest Citizens: 8,950thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,087thMost Developed: 9,311thMost Secular: 9,800thMost Stationary: 10,231stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,742ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,917thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,675thLargest Governments: 17,160thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,834thMost Efficient Economies: 18,522ndMost Influential: 22,699th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the region

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