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The Suppressed squirrels of Klopswurst

“Screw you guys i'm going home”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: International Democratic Union

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Suppressed squirrels of Klopswurst is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by fairy king amne with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.035 billion worthless Klopswurstians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blutwurst. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klopswurstian economy, worth a remarkable 7,595 trillion golden Klops a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,689 golden Klops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, Fairy king amne's Twitcher account is typically used to share Schnitzeltier memes rather than government policy, and Klopswurstian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Klopswurst's national animal is the Schnitzeltier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is obedience.

Klopswurst is ranked 7,442nd in the world and 3rd in International Democratic Union for Most Stationary, with 2,709.17595362628 days.

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Largest Black Market: 348thMost Rebellious Youth: 441stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 493rdHighest Crime Rates: 951stMost Avoided: 1,408thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,414thHighest Economic Output: 1,550thLargest Populations: 1,838thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,895thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,659thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,775thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,705thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,859thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,875thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,754thMost Armed: 5,593rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,598thFattest Citizens: 5,600thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,194thMost Stationary: 7,442ndSmartest Citizens: 8,695thMost Developed: 8,776thMost Inclusive: 8,913thHighest Average Incomes: 10,184thMost Secular: 10,779thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,854thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,128thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,267thHighest Food Quality: 16,849thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,870thMost Influential: 17,288thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,084thLargest Governments: 19,224thMost Income Equality: 20,612th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the region

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