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The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu

“Peace, Protection, Prosperity”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Northern Utopia

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Karugama Mayumi with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.766 billion Kjanuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Neo Neo Jhanthu. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kjanuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion Rias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 175,261 Rias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Kjanu's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kjanu is ranked 7,772nd in the world and 7th in Northern Utopia for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 11 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 351stMost Advanced Public Education: 459thLargest Welfare Programs: 507thMost Pacifist: 523rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 569thNicest Citizens: 635thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 650thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 663rdMost Inclusive: 716thMost Beautiful Environments: 836thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 843rdBest Weather: 929thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,017thSafest: 1,060thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,127thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,297thMost Developed: 1,318thSmartest Citizens: 1,684thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,689thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,807thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,134thLargest Governments: 2,253rdMost Cultured: 2,313thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,426thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,028thMost Influential: 3,280thMost Secular: 3,968thLowest Crime Rates: 4,077thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,601stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,887thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,772ndNudest: 8,595thHighest Drug Use: 8,908thHighest Average Incomes: 8,998thTop
Most Income Equality: 9,630thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,915thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,591stMost Efficient Economies: 10,924thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,145thMost Politically Free: 13,452ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,553rdHighest Economic Output: 16,158thMost Stationary: 16,612thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,276th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Grenopia, The Soviet state of Svalbard, Nordic Democratic Republic, Cirnezvi, Latin Tigers, and AusValia.