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The Armed Republic of Kirwano

“Don't Tread on Me”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: The Bedean Republican Coalition

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Armed Republic of Kirwano is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 199 million Kirwanists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The strong Kirwanoan economy, worth 12.8 trillion Bones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 64,131 Bones, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 317,805 per year while the poor average 7,338, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kirwano's national animal is the Sloth, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kirwano is ranked 79,787th in the world and 5th in The Bedean Republican Coalition for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Highest Drug Use: 1,714thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,538thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,736thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,784thFattest Citizens: 4,790thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,075thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,735thRudest Citizens: 7,594thNudest: 9,552ndMost Armed: 9,670thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 11,909thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,045thMost Avoided: 13,693rdMost Pro-Market: 15,459thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,372ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,181stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,421st
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the region

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