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The Kingdom of Kirinyagaa

“Bless the Rains!”

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The Kingdom of Kirinyagaa is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its fear of technology, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 487 million Kirinyagaans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burukamba. The average income tax rate is 12.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kirinyagaan economy, worth 21.5 trillion Pesawoes a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,146 Pesawoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Kirinyagaa's national animal is the Simba, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kirinyagaa is ranked 30,508^th in the world and 12^th in Africa for Highest Drug Use, scoring 108.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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