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The Swordsman's State of Kinkerland

“Its pronounced kutulu”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The White Stag Republic

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Swordsman's State of Kinkerland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Swordsman Neya-Neya with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 18.177 billion Kinkerlanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tartland city. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kinkerlandét economy, worth a remarkable 2,781 trillion Moolas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 153,030 Moolas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Kinkerlanders made a dessert and called it peace, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, t-shirts displaying a photo of Swordsman Neya-Neya performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinkerland's national animal is the Shoggoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kinkerland is ranked 26,882nd in the world and 2nd in The White Stag Republic for Most Patriotic, with 29.63 flags saluted per person per day.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 276thLargest Welfare Programs: 454thMost Advanced Public Transport: 605thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 647thSafest: 1,273rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,335thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,831stLargest Governments: 2,134thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,296thBest Weather: 2,402ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,702ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,771stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,986thMost Developed: 2,997thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,116thHealthiest Citizens: 3,190thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,291stMost Pacifist: 3,537thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,808thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,671stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,928thNicest Citizens: 5,968thMost Influential: 6,070thSmartest Citizens: 6,210thHighest Economic Output: 6,292ndHighest Food Quality: 6,717thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,147thMost Inclusive: 7,197thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,447thMost Cultured: 10,016thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,753rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,918thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,937thLargest Populations: 13,948thHighest Average Incomes: 14,452ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,178thMost Secular: 15,293rdMost Stationary: 16,701stMost Patriotic: 26,882nd

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Hippie Kiwis and Velena.