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The Holy Realm of Kinivale

“Look down, Kinivale. And forget what you've done.”

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Location: Spiritus

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Holy Realm of Kinivale is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Evil Overlord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.313 billion Kinivalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kinivalian economy, worth 945 trillion tumbleweeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 149,823 tumbleweeds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 461,897 per year while the poor average 37,517, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

It is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm, Kinivalian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinivale's national animal is the monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is to hail the almighty glow cloud.

Kinivale is ranked 126,633rd in the world and 92nd in Spiritus for Fattest Citizens, with 9.84 Obesity Rate.

Most Avoided: 3,717thMost Conservative: 4,684thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,319thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,611thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,063rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,443rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,257thLargest Black Market: 7,283rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,654thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,501stLargest Retail Industry: 9,097thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,058thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,715thMost Efficient Economies: 11,629thTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,155thMost Devout: 14,090thHighest Average Incomes: 14,217thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,068thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,629thLargest Mining Sector: 16,730thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,864thHighest Economic Output: 19,709thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,322nd
Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the region

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