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The Rogue Nation of Kingpins

“Whats mine is mine whats yours is mine”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Unheard Of

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Page


The Rogue Nation of Kingpins is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Don of Dons Don Carlos Trafficante with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.245 billion Traffickers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trafficante. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kingpinsian economy, worth 196 trillion Kilos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,850 Kilos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Trafficante spends billions upgrading public transport, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and rumor has it that The Don of Dons Don Carlos Trafficante has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingpins's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kingpins is ranked 20,967th in the world and 690th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,063.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,497thTop
Most Influential: 2,839thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,844thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,869thMost Secular: 6,998thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,361stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,473rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,773rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,163rdMost Developed: 10,249thMost Cultured: 10,721stLargest Governments: 10,826thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,325thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,360thHighest Average Incomes: 12,394thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,564thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,763rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,430thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,087thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,134thSmartest Citizens: 15,635thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,151stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,337thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,933rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,056thMost Efficient Economies: 18,232ndHealthiest Citizens: 19,263rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,571stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,645thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,967thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,511th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 153rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 236th in the regionMost Secular: 240th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 274th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 297th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 302nd in the regionLargest Governments: 306th in the regionMost Cultured: 316th in the regionMost Developed: 318th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 321st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 322nd in the regionMost Influential: 350th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 357th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 364th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 401st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 414th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 422nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 445th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 493rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 507th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 521st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 528th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 531st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 573rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 579th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 589th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 590th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 671st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 690th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 764th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 800th in the region

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