The United Socialist States of Kingdom of Witcheria
“Toss your coin!”
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Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The United Socialist States of Kingdom of Witcheria is a huge, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 689 million Kingdom of Witcherians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rivia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Kingdom of Witcherian economy, worth 87.7 trillion Witchers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 127,216 Witchers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 409,173 per year while the poor average 29,958, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.
Government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Rivia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Witcheria's national animal is the Witcheroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kingdom of Witcheria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Rivia.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
- : Kingdom of Witcheria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
- : Kingdom of Witcheria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Kingdom of Witcheria endorsed The Holy Empire of Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Kingdom of Witcheria was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria.
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