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The United Socialist States of Kingdom of Witcheria

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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United Socialist States of Kingdom of Witcheria is a huge, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 689 million Kingdom of Witcherians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rivia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kingdom of Witcherian economy, worth 87.7 trillion Witchers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 127,216 Witchers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 409,173 per year while the poor average 29,958, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Rivia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Witcheria's national animal is the Witcheroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kingdom of Witcheria is ranked 181,555th in the world and 8,952nd in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 22.28 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,062ndTop
Most Influential: 2,611thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,603rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,716thMost Conservative: 7,867thLargest Retail Industry: 8,690thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,181stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,235thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,868thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,786thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,836thMost Efficient Economies: 12,974thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,879thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,145thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,279thLowest Crime Rates: 17,946thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,592ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,854thMost Authoritarian: 20,497thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,604th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 208th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 331st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 353rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 400th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 411th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 432nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 452nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 456th in the regionMost Conservative: 471st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 530th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 600th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 667th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 675th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 738th in the regionMost Influential: 832nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 909th in the regionLargest Black Market: 926th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 938th in the regionMost Extreme: 955th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 967th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 985th in the region

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