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The Crazy Pikachu of Imperialism of Kingdom of Englands

“De iustitia et libertas Pikachu”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Institute of Cellulose

Regional Influence: Ambassador


The Crazy Pikachu of Imperialism of Kingdom of Englands is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King James II with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.588 billion Englandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo London. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient English economy, worth 420 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,353 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Englands's national animal is the Pikachu-Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pikachuism.

Kingdom of Englands is ranked 213,424th in the world and 162nd in Institute of Cellulose for Fattest Citizens, with 7.13 Obesity Rate.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,624thMost Inclusive: 5,146thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,567thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,847thMost Cultured: 7,244thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,600thNicest Citizens: 8,681stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,297thMost Developed: 10,680thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,854thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,553rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,770thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,343rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,389thLargest Governments: 12,400thSmartest Citizens: 12,633rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,504thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,917thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,478thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,165thHealthiest Citizens: 16,214thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,672ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,034thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,070thMost Devout: 18,736thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,161stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,321stMost Corrupt Governments: 19,906thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,269thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,714th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 11 » New Ryansville, Zarbik, MLGDogeland, Boris Cult, Cormoe, Wechaiyae, Just porymonia, Smidwest, The Souless Damned, Cassthellum, and Espeon LD.