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The Crazy Pikachu of Imperialism of Kingdom of Englands

“De iustitia et libertas Pikachu”

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The Crazy Pikachu of Imperialism of Kingdom of Englands is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King James II with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.588 billion Englandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo London. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient English economy, worth 420 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,353 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Englands's national animal is the Pikachu-Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pikachuism.

Kingdom of Englands is ranked 213,424^th in the world and 162^nd in Institute of Cellulose for Fattest Citizens, with 7.13 Obesity Rate.

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