The Cookie-Loving Republic of King Koopa
“Despite the rumours, we don't hate cheese. We love it.”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Cookie-Loving Republic of King Koopa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bowser Bernard Junior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.684 billion Koopa Troops are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowser City. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong a Koopa Troopa economy, worth 287 trillion Mario Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,623 Mario Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, glamping Koopa Troops won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Koopa's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Unknown.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : King Koopa endorsed The Mighty Foundation of Concrete Slab.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Serene Land of The United Australian States.
- : King Koopa endorsed The Archipelago 🌊 of Marinho Islands.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Himalayan Field Rat Paradise of Gonrati.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The PRARIE FOR CULTURE of MNA 33rd Infantry Regiment.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Republic of New Belgrade.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Welfare State of Republik Hintonia.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Republic of Philosus.
Endorsements Received: 96 » Aidenfieeld, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Erinor, Auphelia, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsunamy, Tsvetania, Xandev, Beepee, Volaworand, Aumeltopia, The Solar System Scope, Farengeto, Wehraboos, Drugged Monkeys, Amerion, Kringalia, The Filippinas, Qvait, PenguinPies, Dasko, Land Without Shrimp, Aurcania, Drystar, New Briantown, Sedunn, Mapico, Direwolf1, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, Kandorith, Darakin, Bawkie, Techganet, Curlyhoward, Terran Draconia, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Anserisa, Holy Free, Baltenlands, Marinho Islands, Shefino, Compli, Laamiva, Corgitopiaa, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, and 46 others.Myness, Midand, Andinla, Concrete Slab, Tepertopia, Phanama, Merevane, Purple Hyacinth, Royaltica, Bartonia Nova, Alfama, Brunier, Zataras, Nowa Europa, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Rebel-topia, Apartment 11F, Rotenaplistan, Eskvenn, WI SD EA D, The Imperial Frost Federation, Treir, Tioloman, Synarion, Wakandan Tribes, Wallechi, Holota, Qawe, The Altan, Seythennia, Death to democracy, Scu Greinne, Conexia, Unojo, Jehenna, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, Proctethia, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, Westenhald, Philosus, Republik Hintonia, Ipugao, New Belgrade, and The United Australian States.