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The Cookie-Loving Republic of King Koopa

“Despite the rumours, we don't hate cheese. We love it.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Cookie-Loving Republic of King Koopa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bowser Bernard Junior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.684 billion Koopa Troops are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowser City. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a Koopa Troopa economy, worth 287 trillion Mario Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,623 Mario Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, glamping Koopa Troops won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Koopa's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Unknown.

King Koopa is ranked 32,793rd in the world and 1,062nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,929.52 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Nudest: 1,569thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,300thTop
Most Influential: 2,711thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,814thTop
Best Weather: 15,295thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,416thMost Stationary: 20,010thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,408thMost Devout: 22,001stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,354th
Nudest: 29th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 329th in the regionMost Stationary: 385th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 393rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 499th in the regionLargest Populations: 563rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 617th in the regionMost Devout: 650th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 751st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 777th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 96 » Aidenfieeld, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Erinor, Auphelia, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsunamy, Tsvetania, Xandev, Beepee, Volaworand, Aumeltopia, The Solar System Scope, Farengeto, Wehraboos, Drugged Monkeys, Amerion, Kringalia, The Filippinas, Qvait, PenguinPies, Dasko, Land Without Shrimp, Aurcania, Drystar, New Briantown, Sedunn, Mapico, Direwolf1, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, Kandorith, Darakin, Bawkie, Techganet, Curlyhoward, Terran Draconia, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Anserisa, Holy Free, Baltenlands, Marinho Islands, Shefino, Compli, Laamiva, Corgitopiaa, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, and 46 others.Myness, Midand, Andinla, Concrete Slab, Tepertopia, Phanama, Merevane, Purple Hyacinth, Royaltica, Bartonia Nova, Alfama, Brunier, Zataras, Nowa Europa, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Rebel-topia, Apartment 11F, Rotenaplistan, Eskvenn, WI SD EA D, The Imperial Frost Federation, Treir, Tioloman, Synarion, Wakandan Tribes, Wallechi, Holota, Qawe, The Altan, Seythennia, Death to democracy, Scu Greinne, Conexia, Unojo, Jehenna, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, Proctethia, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, Westenhald, Philosus, Republik Hintonia, Ipugao, New Belgrade, and The United Australian States.