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The Dictatorship of King Gaunab

“Hail Gaunab”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Zamonia

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

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The Dictatorship of King Gaunab is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Gaunab family with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.56 billion Hellings are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hellish economy, worth a remarkable 4,839 trillion Cogs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 175,597 Cogs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,607,139 per year while the poor average 2,066, a ratio of 777 to 1.

Disputed territories across Zamonia are being claimed by Hellish college students, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. King Gaunab's national animal is the Vrahok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alchemy.

King Gaunab is ranked 1,105th in the world and 1st in Zamonia for Most Stationary, with 4,602.7053876 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 332ndMost Stationary: 1,105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,147thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,493rdFattest Citizens: 2,040thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,197thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,601stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,668thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,432ndHighest Economic Output: 3,494thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,820thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,872ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,794thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,917thLargest Populations: 5,807thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,914thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,123rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,112thMost Influential: 10,375thMost Armed: 12,760thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,231stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,670thLargest Retail Industry: 13,777thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,915thMost Devout: 14,549thHighest Average Incomes: 14,650thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 16,247thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,656thMost Efficient Economies: 21,312thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,631stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,877thMost Pro-Market: 26,371stLargest Black Market: 28,765th

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