The Matriarchy of Kimungu
“Invincible in solitude”
|Category: Mother Knows Best State|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Matriarchy of Kimungu is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 725 million Kimungese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malkya. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Kimungese economy, worth 75.8 trillion stokes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,524 stokes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kimungu's national animal is the okapi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kimungu was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Danily.
- : Kimungu was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Solanosco.
- : Kimungu was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
- : Kimungu was endorsed by The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
- : Kimungu was endorsed by The Republic of Fighting Kawi Ninja.
- : Kimungu was endorsed by The Republic of Eastern Mekong.
- : Kimungu was endorsed by The Culture Blossom Commonwealth of North Prarie.
- : Kimungu was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Agletgreenia.
- : Kimungu was endorsed by The Still Best in TSP of Witchcraft and Sorcery.
- : Kimungu was endorsed by The Empire of Rhetiaa.
Endorsements Received: 58 » Qvait, Marinho Islands, PenguinPies, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Eskvenn, Tepertopia, Holota, Corgitopiaa, Concrete Slab, Treir, Bleakfoot, Wehraboos, Nowa Europa, Beepee, Aidenfieeld, Bawkie, Belschaft, Land Without Shrimp, Scu Greinne, Rebel-topia, Libedistan, Aumeltopia, Westenhald, Greater Scottdascoda, Sedunn, Enplatia, Crystal Creation, Erinor, New Belgrade, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Gonrati, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Freedoom, Farengeto, Wakandan Tribes, Purple Hyacinth, Ipugao, Ebonhand, Amerion, Sandaoguo, Kaoia, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, JavaSiege, Direwolf1, Dalegreen, Kaleidescooptopia, Bosumtwi, Auphelia, Beblahbleblo, and 8 others.Rhetiaa, Agletgreenia, North Prarie, Eastern Mekong, Fighting Kawi Ninja, LadyRebels, Solanosco, and Danily.