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The Psychopathic Serial Killers of Killalotalot


Category: Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Psychopathic Serial Killers of Killalotalot is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Scotalotalot with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.835 billion Killalotalot go BRRRRRRRRRRians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murder town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Killalotalotian economy, worth 241 trillion death-bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 131,493 death-bucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 550,953 per year while the poor average 20,425, a ratio of 27.0 to 1.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Killalotalot's national animal is the greiver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Train-ism.

Killalotalot is ranked 228,412th in the world and 6th in big brains for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -10 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 309thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,743rdTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,684thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,258thHighest Crime Rates: 3,306thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,363rdMost Avoided: 3,630thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,903rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,280thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,927thMost Patriotic: 6,256thNudest: 8,095thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,208thLargest Retail Industry: 11,461stLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,766thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,295thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,687thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,847thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,925thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,936thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,088thMost Secular: 20,765thHighest Average Incomes: 21,159thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,607th

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