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The Militaristic Republic of Kiljarit

“Ummm.....We'll think of one later”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Canada

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Militaristic Republic of Kiljarit is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Takeshi Kobayashi with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.764 billion Kiljaritians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirajilik. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiljaritian economy, worth an astonishing 10,905 trillion kiljaris a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 343,320 kiljaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and retired racing komodo dragons are served truffles for breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiljarit's national animal is the komodo dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kobayashiism.

Kiljarit is ranked 245,542nd in the world and 175th in Canada for Most Armed, with 0.09 Weapons Per Person.

Healthiest Citizens: 240thMost Developed: 242ndLongest Average Lifespans: 270thMost Influential: 388thHighest Economic Output: 405thLowest Crime Rates: 422ndHighest Poor Incomes: 428thBest Weather: 528thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 620thMost Stationary: 725thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 779thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 874thLargest Governments: 1,052ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,093rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,095thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,102ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,344thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,350thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,410thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,795thMost Efficient Economies: 1,848thLargest Populations: 1,972ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,050thMost Devout: 2,229thLargest Mining Sector: 2,437thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,625thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,704thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,132ndSmartest Citizens: 3,166thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,656thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,148thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,398thMost Cultured: 5,209thNicest Citizens: 5,217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,519thMost Inclusive: 5,675thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,965thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,257thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,942ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,520thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,666thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,694thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,813thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,149thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,614thSafest: 11,511thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,275thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 17,617thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,866thMost Authoritarian: 20,889thMost Income Equality: 22,575th
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 11 » Cowland5, Almonaster Nuevo, Parkplace, Devil Heart, New Vinland, Mirahge, Vancili, Arcaz, SetiCrunchers, The Socialist Provinces of Canada, and Stormaen.