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The Armed Republic of Kijjkistan

“The Strength of our People will never falter.”

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The Armed Republic of Kijjkistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Great Leader Jadir Karpikov with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.906 billion Kijjkistani are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The all-consuming Kijjkistani economy, worth 186 trillion Units a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 97,798 Units, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 620,753 per year while the poor average 6,390, a ratio of 97.1 to 1.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and the native owl population is in permanent hibernation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Kijjkistan's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worship of the Common Good.

Kijjkistan is ranked 40,639^th in the world and 3^rd in Communist Cartel for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,275.23 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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