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The Empire of Khwhp

“I'm fascist now.”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: Lardyland

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Empire of Khwhp is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 380 million Fascist Khwhpians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beanis. The average income tax rate is 35.8%.

The powerhouse Khwhpian economy, worth 32.2 trillion Bruhs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 84,829 Bruhs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, museum employees look down on short people, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khwhp's national animal is the Fascist eryey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Khwhp is ranked 4,932nd in the world and 4th in Lardyland for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,525.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,761stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,364thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,932ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 14,847th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the region

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