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The Hussite Union of Kheltchistan

“Our faith obliges us to bind wounds, not to make blood”

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The Hussite Union of Kheltchistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Josef Lukl Hromádka with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.518 billion Khelchistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chelčice. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The all-consuming Kheltchistanian economy, worth 171 trillion Groschens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,772 Groschens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, superstitious folk make gestures to ward off evil whenever they see a refrigeration unit, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kheltchistan's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hussite Brethern Evangelic Church.

Kheltchistan is ranked 224,564^th in the world and 1,251^st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.09 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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