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The Totally Communist State of Kharkivan Cossacks

“We love Communism ☭☭, but Capitalism is irresistible!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: The Land of the Cossack Hosts

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Totally Communist State of Kharkivan Cossacks is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ukraine with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.976 billion 𝕶ₕₐᵣ 𝖐ᵢᵥₐₙ 𝕮ₒₛₛₐ 𝕮ₖ ☭ are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kharkov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient 𝕮ₒₛₛₐ 𝕮ₖ ☭ economy, worth 199 trillion 𝕵ᵢₙₒ 𝕮ᵣₒ𝖜ₙₛ ☭s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 100,794 𝕵ᵢₙₒ 𝕮ᵣₒ𝖜ₙₛ ☭s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 911,506 per year while the poor average 1,333, a ratio of 683 to 1.

If foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Kharkivan Cossacks, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and families burn Ukraine's latest official photograph to keep warm. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kharkivan Cossacks's national animal is the ᑭᵃʳᵃᶠᵒˡ☭, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deception.

Kharkivan Cossacks is ranked 264,336th in the world and 7th in The Land of the Cossack Hosts for Smartest Citizens, with 21.64 quips per hour.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 610thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,401stMost Pro-Market: 1,788thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,210thHighest Crime Rates: 2,326thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,889thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,929thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,092ndTop
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Most Avoided: 4,220thFattest Citizens: 5,458thRudest Citizens: 7,591stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,722ndMost Secular: 8,371stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,642ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,428thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 17,726thMost Armed: 20,141stMost Corrupt Governments: 32,899th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the region

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