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The Totally Communist State of Kharkivan Cossacks |
“We love Communism ☭☭, but Capitalism is irresistible!”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: The Land of the Cossack Hosts |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Totally Communist State of Kharkivan Cossacks is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ukraine with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.976 billion 𝕶ₕₐᵣ 𝖐ᵢᵥₐₙ 𝕮ₒₛₛₐ 𝕮ₖ ☭ are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kharkov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.
The frighteningly efficient 𝕮ₒₛₛₐ 𝕮ₖ ☭ economy, worth 199 trillion 𝕵ᵢₙₒ 𝕮ᵣₒ𝖜ₙₛ ☭s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 100,794 𝕵ᵢₙₒ 𝕮ᵣₒ𝖜ₙₛ ☭s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 911,506 per year while the poor average 1,333, a ratio of 683 to 1.
If foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Kharkivan Cossacks, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and families burn Ukraine's latest official photograph to keep warm. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kharkivan Cossacks's national animal is the ᑭᵃʳᵃᶠᵒˡ☭, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deception.
Kharkivan Cossacks is ranked 264,336th in the world and 7th in The Land of the Cossack Hosts for Smartest Citizens, with 21.64 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Kharkivan Cossacks, families burn Ukraine's latest official photograph to keep warm.
- : Following new legislation in
Kharkivan Cossacks, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
- : Following new legislation in
Kharkivan Cossacks, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in
Kharkivan Cossacks, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Kharkivan Cossacks.
- : Following new legislation in
Kharkivan Cossacks, air purifiers fight smoke machines on 𝕮ₒₛₛₐ 𝕮ₖ ☭ stage setups.
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Kharkivan Cossacks was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Following new legislation in
Kharkivan Cossacks, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
- : Following new legislation in
Kharkivan Cossacks, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
- : Following new legislation in
Kharkivan Cossacks, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : Following new legislation in
Kharkivan Cossacks, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.