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The Sultanate of Khaled Music is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by A totally not freaky furry with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.515 billion Khaled Musicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of All WE DO IS WIN. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khaled Musician economy, worth 631 trillion Beats a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,827 Beats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Khaled Music isn't what it used to be, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khaled Music's national animal is the fatass lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Khaledism.

Khaled Music is ranked 201,329^th in the world and 211^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 540.76 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.