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The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze

“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Keyser Soze with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.135 billion usual suspects enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Pedro Bay. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Keyser Sozean economy, worth a remarkable 7,659 trillion bribes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 422,359 bribes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,939,309 per year while the poor average 4,012, a ratio of 981 to 1.

The local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, bars are packed at all hours, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Keyser Soze on Keyser Soze's coulrophobia epidemic, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Keyser Soze's national animal is the innocent, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Criminality.

Keyser Soze is ranked 21,957th in the world and 27th in Wysteria for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 10.5 Bank.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 56thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 69thHighest Crime Rates: 77thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 80thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 87thMost Armed: 93rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 144thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 146thLargest Gambling Industry: 159thMost Avoided: 160thFattest Citizens: 165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 180thHighest Disposable Incomes: 204thLargest Insurance Industry: 246thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 249thMost Rebellious Youth: 297thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 315thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 356thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 621stLargest Mining Sector: 633rdHighest Average Incomes: 640thLargest Agricultural Sector: 677thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 715thLargest Retail Industry: 718thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 792ndRudest Citizens: 894thHighest Economic Output: 897thMost Efficient Economies: 1,269thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,000thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,211thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 4,577thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,106thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,533rdLargest Populations: 10,032ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,558thLargest Black Market: 11,988thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 17,045thSmartest Citizens: 17,540thHighest Drug Use: 17,621stMost Influential: 17,758thMost Stationary: 18,048thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,957th
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the region

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