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The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze

“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Keyser Soze with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.508 billion usual suspects are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Pedro Bay. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Keyser Sozean economy, worth an astonishing 10,351 trillion bribes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 422,359 bribes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,939,309 per year while the poor average 4,012, a ratio of 981 to 1.

The local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, bars are packed at all hours, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Keyser Soze on Keyser Soze's coulrophobia epidemic, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Keyser Soze's national animal is the innocent, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Criminality.

Keyser Soze is ranked 11,295th in the world and 22nd in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 2,169.70511833228 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 54thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 73rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76thHighest Drug Use: 95thHighest Crime Rates: 111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 113thMost Armed: 132ndMost Avoided: 133rdLargest Gambling Industry: 166thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 166thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 199thFattest Citizens: 202ndLargest Insurance Industry: 216thHighest Disposable Incomes: 219thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 247thMost Rebellious Youth: 364thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 369thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 480thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 559thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 696thHighest Economic Output: 757thHighest Average Incomes: 896thLargest Mining Sector: 971stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,020thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,157thLargest Retail Industry: 1,203rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,211thRudest Citizens: 1,450thMost Efficient Economies: 2,245thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,738thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,515thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,574thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,519thLargest Populations: 8,751stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,501stMost Stationary: 11,295thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,747thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 18,385thMost Influential: 19,537thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,150thLargest Black Market: 22,250thMost Pro-Market: 25,774thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,410th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the region

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