Spotlight on:
The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze |
“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Wysteria |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Keyser Soze with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.508 billion usual suspects are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Pedro Bay. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Keyser Sozean economy, worth an astonishing 10,351 trillion bribes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 422,359 bribes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,939,309 per year while the poor average 4,012, a ratio of 981 to 1.
The local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, bars are packed at all hours, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Keyser Soze on Keyser Soze's coulrophobia epidemic, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Keyser Soze's national animal is the innocent, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Criminality.
Keyser Soze is ranked 11,295th in the world and 22nd in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 2,169.70511833228 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Keyser Soze was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 59 million zombies.
- : Keyser Soze was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 1,002 million zombies.
- : Keyser Soze was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 750 million zombies.
- : Keyser Soze was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 1,325 million zombies.
- : Keyser Soze was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 521 million zombies.
- : Keyser Soze was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 849 million zombies.
- : Keyser Soze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
- : Keyser Soze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Keyser Soze was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Keyser Soze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.