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The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines

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The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Gamgort with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.805 billion Keurigians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singleservian. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keurig Machinesian economy, worth 467 trillion K-Cups a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 122,889 K-Cups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", nude art is becoming wildly popular, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Keurig Machines's national animal is the coffee maker, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Keurig Machines is ranked 271,506^th in the world and 3^rd in Cerstenum for Most Patriotic, with 0.4 flags saluted per person per day.

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