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The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines

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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: Cerstenum

Regional Influence: Power


The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Gamgort with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.805 billion Keurigians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singleservian. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keurig Machinesian economy, worth 467 trillion K-Cups a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 122,889 K-Cups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", nude art is becoming wildly popular, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Keurig Machines's national animal is the coffee maker, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Keurig Machines is ranked 271,506th in the world and 3rd in Cerstenum for Most Patriotic, with 0.4 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Influential: 1,532ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,444thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,904thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,931stBest Weather: 3,427thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,558thMost Pacifist: 4,699thMost Inclusive: 4,720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,769thHighest Food Quality: 5,715thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,798thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,208thHealthiest Citizens: 6,238thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,183rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,507thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,863rdMost Developed: 9,196thSmartest Citizens: 9,319thSafest: 9,880thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,849thMost Cultured: 12,350thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,313thMost Secular: 14,495thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,642ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,911thLowest Crime Rates: 16,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,990thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,994thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,301stHighest Average Incomes: 24,715thMost Efficient Economies: 25,254thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,692ndLargest Governments: 26,717th

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Ibarkla and MiriAi.