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The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines

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The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Robert Gamgort with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.527 billion Keurigians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singleservian. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keurig Machinesian economy, worth 174 trillion K-Cups a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,961 K-Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keurig Machines's national animal is the coffee maker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keurig Machines is ranked 127,430^th in the world and 2,815^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 1.53 billion Capita.

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