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The Federal Empire of Keswickholt

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The Federal Empire of Keswickholt is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Empress Rebecca with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 6.201 billion Keswickholtians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Keswickholt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Keswickholtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,531 trillion Imperial Tokens a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 246,938 Imperial Tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 824,635 per year while the poor average 55,011, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, the nation leads 10000 Islands in per capita stalking, Keswickholt Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Keswickholtian military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Keswickholt's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Deism.

Keswickholt is ranked 3,380^th in the world and 73^rd in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 23.25 bananas ingested per day.

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