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The Ancient Commonwealth of Kesi Xina Minzu

“Freedom is our battle cry!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: Sonindia

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Ancient Commonwealth of Kesi Xina Minzu is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kesi Xina with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.335 billion Kesi Xina Minzuans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhouhai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The strong Kesi Xina Minzuan economy, worth 63.9 trillion Houbis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 47,885 Houbis, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The well-off amuse themselves by organizing upstairs-downstairs stories within their second homes, blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Kesi Xina Minzu's national animal is the Peafowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Laoriaism.

Kesi Xina Minzu is ranked 157,767th in the world and 120th in Sonindia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 337.09 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

Most Primitive: 1,898thMost Devout: 7,703rdTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,138thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,965thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,547th
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the region

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