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The Suicidal Kitty of Kerlodia

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Suicidal Kitty of Kerlodia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaz with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.689 billion Kerlodis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Deep Underground. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kerlodi economy, worth 477 trillion Headpats a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,535 Headpats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Kerlodi grocery store, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kerlodia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cat Worship.

Kerlodia is ranked 5,282nd in the world and 161st in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.27 Years.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 627thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,550thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,922ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,924thNicest Citizens: 1,996thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,592ndHighest Drug Use: 2,596thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,645thMost Inclusive: 2,716thBest Weather: 2,867thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,895thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,230thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,895thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,029thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,030thMost Influential: 4,040thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,664thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,282ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,587thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,764thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,162ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,219thMost Developed: 6,308thMost Cultured: 6,564thLowest Crime Rates: 6,928thLargest Governments: 7,138thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,450thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,482ndSafest: 7,606thSmartest Citizens: 8,584thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,037thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,922ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,900thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,281stHighest Average Incomes: 18,987th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 41st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 51st in the regionNicest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 80th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 92nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 95th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Inclusive: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 117th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 123rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 129th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 161st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 173rd in the regionLargest Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Cultured: 189th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 191st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 197th in the regionMost Developed: 198th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 198th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 219th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 228th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 257th in the regionSafest: 262nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 308th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 362nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 380th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 404th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 425th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 472nd in the regionNudest: 503rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 526th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 571st in the regionLargest Populations: 674th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 702nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 726th in the region

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