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The Teasing Onēe-san of Kerlodia

“One does not bow down to fools.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Teasing Onēe-san of Kerlodia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Almighty Enty-sama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.218 billion Shipgirls are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Port. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Shipgirl economy, worth 275 trillion Headpats a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,281 Headpats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All recreational drugs are legal, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an 'Air Brancaland' flight has been offered asylum, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kerlodia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nauticalism.

Kerlodia is ranked 7,555th in the world and 200th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,837.53 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Influential: 1,445thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,703rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,962ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,049thNicest Citizens: 2,154thMost Inclusive: 2,734thMost Pacifist: 2,844thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,639thBest Weather: 3,866thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,105thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,625thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,939thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,026thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,027thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,316thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,365thHighest Drug Use: 6,021stMost Developed: 6,105thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,632ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,731stHealthiest Citizens: 6,732ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,555thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,599thMost Cultured: 7,772ndLargest Governments: 8,274thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,352ndTop
Safest: 8,887thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,275thSmartest Citizens: 9,925thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,478thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,565thMost Efficient Economies: 13,810thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,824th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 70th in the regionNicest Citizens: 71st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 88th in the regionMost Inclusive: 89th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 91st in the regionMost Pacifist: 96th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionBest Weather: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 130th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 133rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 136th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 156th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 157th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 178th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 191st in the regionMost Developed: 192nd in the regionLargest Governments: 197th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 200th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Cultured: 211th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 238th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 275th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 288th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 295th in the regionSafest: 301st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 356th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 393rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 424th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 515th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 582nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 584th in the regionNudest: 644th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 19 » Proctethia, The Solar System Scope, Gecetesse, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Benstralis, Volaworand, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Mapico, Amerion, Aumeltopia, Sedunn, Imperial Duck, The Tecorogan Federation, Qawe, Aidenfieeld, Abarri, Jehenna, and The Filippinas.