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The Cryptocurrency Based Utopia of Kensaland

“huge knockers, great big melons”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Cryptocurrency Based Utopia of Kensaland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jay Schlatt with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.991 billion Kensa have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kensan economy, worth 94.9 trillion Schlattcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,678 Schlattcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, Kensaland has designated Inkopolis as its capital city, Jay Schlatt has just been declared ruler of Kensaland in an international press conference, and Capitalism has been named as Kensaland's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kensaland's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Kensaland is ranked 236,428th in the world and 412th in Conch Kingdom for Most Armed, with 0.15 Weapons Per Person.

Most Influential: 2,328thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,895thMost Pacifist: 9,826thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,818thTop
Safest: 14,521stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,861stBest Weather: 19,204thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,650thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,382nd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Average: 15th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the region

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