The Armed Republic of Keltische
“Ten wombats twice for one”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Location: The Communist Bloc
Regional Influence: Apprentice
The Armed Republic of Keltische is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Walter Kelt with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.935 billion Keltischeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sprague City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Keltischean economy, worth a remarkable 2,436 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 351,400 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, Keltische is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Keltische's national animal is the wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Keltische was endorsed by The Union of Exania.
- : Keltische was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Keltische was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Keltische, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
- : Following new legislation in Keltische, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
- : Following new legislation in Keltische, Keltische is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
- : Following new legislation in Keltische, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
- : Keltische was endorsed by The People's Republic of Liknovia.
- : Following new legislation in Keltische, a shocking number of government bills get lost in committee.
- : Following new legislation in Keltische, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Walter Kelt.
Endorsements Received: 115 » Maxuus, Itilien, Arbados Balarascia, Shamian, Kethania, United Of Communist, Lilshire, Sneuna, Grebanistan, Tastiana, Illeron, Thebrin, Berlin Commune, Slavic Democratic Nations, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Doultrenia, Pangeaeae, Amogus diwan, Saorta, New Soviet States of America, Phallas, The Reunification of Korea, Pro Bey, Floreznia, Ganjallia, Soviet Felines, Huelistan, Rezsia, Slakchtreen, United States of Stalinia, Yeniseisk, Tewi, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Uinted Communist of Africa, Dudaev, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, The palace of God 2, Cassaracen, Luftetia, Rubumba, Picuros, Karelianastan, Techno Socialystiche, Bibliophilius, Shinzhou, Solova, Auferstandenxland, Old Mare, -Gregoria, and 65 others.Mal SUncu, Council of America, Brauengen, Proletariana, United States of Buffaloia, Konzhov, Transbiansylvania, South iberian, Borealian Communes, Luwendr, Bruzzundunga, Free Eureve, Terrapinne, Vulga, Raresun, CCCPC, Norisaving, Far Ordiandendii, SFRYugosalvia, Iraqisyriapakindosaudistan, Autohorne, Greater Hongshan, Kheltchistan, Councilist Communes, Kitchen Nation, Rubarus, Soviet Socialist Anglia, Sodoran Alesia, Mallissa, The Bon Fa Islands, Soviet State of Covernant, Wice, Sopielepit, Yutopia, Greater Gilbertberg, Rouvenor, Krestyana, Cannitopia, Rohvenn, The Steephills, Afronovia, Great Lakes Nations, The Achterhoek, 104 Partisans, Fizula, People of atlantis, The Movion, Omafana, Halsoni, The Ellsworth Mountains, Old Corus, Socialist Balkon, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Heitoria, Flying-Penguins, Comuny, Free Lux Arthur, Passany, Repolaa, Socialist Heronia, 4D Donkeys, The Communist regime of Sovietchina, Tackastan, Liknovia, and Exania.