Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Armed Republic of Keltische

“Ten wombats twice for one”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Apprentice

OverviewFactbookPoliciesPeopleGovernmentEconomyRankTrendCards

The Armed Republic of Keltische is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Walter Kelt with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.935 billion Keltischeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sprague City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Keltischean economy, worth a remarkable 2,436 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 351,400 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, Keltische is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Keltische's national animal is the wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

Keltische is ranked 29,605th in the world and 66th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,348.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Secular: 291stHighest Poor Incomes: 458thLargest Agricultural Sector: 661stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 999thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,032ndMost Influential: 1,276thLargest Black Market: 1,378thHighest Average Incomes: 1,474thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,528thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,578thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,658thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,924thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,621stMost Patriotic: 3,214thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,328thLargest Retail Industry: 3,419thLargest Governments: 4,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,540thMost Developed: 4,556thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,664thFattest Citizens: 4,721stSmartest Citizens: 5,143rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,319thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,108thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,400thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,593rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,768thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,869thMost Inclusive: 7,001stMost Armed: 7,504thHighest Economic Output: 7,517thMost Efficient Economies: 7,534thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,921stHighest Food Quality: 10,204thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,494thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,566thMost Cultured: 10,911thRudest Citizens: 11,536thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,624thTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,636thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,938thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,326thMost Income Equality: 24,964thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,859th
Top
1%
Most Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionMost Patriotic: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 54th in the regionRudest Citizens: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 75th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 81st in the regionLargest Governments: 82nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 87th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 95th in the regionMost Developed: 96th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 101st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 132nd in the regionNudest: 134th in the regionLargest Populations: 151st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 156th in the regionMost Cultured: 162nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 165th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 115 » Maxuus, Itilien, Arbados Balarascia, Shamian, Kethania, United Of Communist, Lilshire, Sneuna, Grebanistan, Tastiana, Illeron, Thebrin, Berlin Commune, Slavic Democratic Nations, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Doultrenia, Pangeaeae, Amogus diwan, Saorta, New Soviet States of America, Phallas, The Reunification of Korea, Pro Bey, Floreznia, Ganjallia, Soviet Felines, Huelistan, Rezsia, Slakchtreen, United States of Stalinia, Yeniseisk, Tewi, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Uinted Communist of Africa, Dudaev, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, The palace of God 2, Cassaracen, Luftetia, Rubumba, Picuros, Karelianastan, Techno Socialystiche, Bibliophilius, Shinzhou, Solova, Auferstandenxland, Old Mare, -Gregoria, and 65 others.Mal SUncu, Council of America, Brauengen, Proletariana, United States of Buffaloia, Konzhov, Transbiansylvania, South iberian, Borealian Communes, Luwendr, Bruzzundunga, Free Eureve, Terrapinne, Vulga, Raresun, CCCPC, Norisaving, Far Ordiandendii, SFRYugosalvia, Iraqisyriapakindosaudistan, Autohorne, Greater Hongshan, Kheltchistan, Councilist Communes, Kitchen Nation, Rubarus, Soviet Socialist Anglia, Sodoran Alesia, Mallissa, The Bon Fa Islands, Soviet State of Covernant, Wice, Sopielepit, Yutopia, Greater Gilbertberg, Rouvenor, Krestyana, Cannitopia, Rohvenn, The Steephills, Afronovia, Great Lakes Nations, The Achterhoek, 104 Partisans, Fizula, People of atlantis, The Movion, Omafana, Halsoni, The Ellsworth Mountains, Old Corus, Socialist Balkon, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Heitoria, Flying-Penguins, Comuny, Free Lux Arthur, Passany, Repolaa, Socialist Heronia, 4D Donkeys, The Communist regime of Sovietchina, Tackastan, Liknovia, and Exania.