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The Republic of Kelsyth

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of Kelsyth is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lena with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.116 billion Kelsythians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alnelenora. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kelsythian economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion Korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,636 Korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime is totally unknown. Kelsyth's national animal is the Hippogryph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Truacism.

Kelsyth is ranked 182,514th in the world and 7,003rd in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Inclusive: 303rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 354thNicest Citizens: 407thMost Pacifist: 487thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 536thLeast Corrupt Governments: 634thSafest: 750thHighest Average Tax Rates: 820thLargest Governments: 935thLargest Welfare Programs: 935thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,128thSmartest Citizens: 1,143rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,168thMost Efficient Economies: 1,239thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,284thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,296thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,302ndMost Developed: 1,356thMost Cultured: 1,412thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,417thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,444thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,487thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,504thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,565thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,707thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,723rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,763rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,015thLowest Crime Rates: 2,154thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,278thMost Influential: 2,362ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,583rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,973rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,165thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,250thBest Weather: 4,146thRudest Citizens: 5,985thMost Secular: 10,000thHighest Economic Output: 10,354thTop
Most Stationary: 17,203rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,885thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,172nd
Most Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 75th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 129th in the regionMost Influential: 129th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 136th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 166th in the regionRudest Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Stationary: 252nd in the regionMost Secular: 356th in the regionLargest Populations: 366th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 766th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 794th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 808th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 814th in the region

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