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The Corporate Head of Kelman Winters

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Taijitu

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Corporate Head of Kelman Winters is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kelman Winters with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.205 billion corporate drones are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The all-consuming incorporated economy, worth a remarkable 2,268 trillion thrice laundered stocks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 112,291 thrice laundered stocks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 761,700 per year while the poor average 6,075, a ratio of 125 to 1.

It is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kelman Winters's national animal is the drone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mammonism.

Kelman Winters is ranked 3,301st in the world and 4th in Taijitu for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 125.37 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Insurance Industry: 2,166thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,068thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,071stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,301stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,420thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,117thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,378thMost Stationary: 5,736thFattest Citizens: 6,339thMost Avoided: 6,713thHighest Economic Output: 7,146thLargest Populations: 7,514thLargest Mining Sector: 9,751stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,146thMost Conservative: 15,565thMost Influential: 17,275thLargest Retail Industry: 17,679thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,847thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,487thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,887thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,796th
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the region

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