The Republic of Kelle Sondians
“Money is pretty nice.”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Republic of Kelle Sondians is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aim Boi with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.34 billion Kelle Sondiansians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aimtopia. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.
The all-consuming Kelle Sondiansian economy, worth 135 trillion papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 100,810 papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelle Sondians's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kelle Sondians endorsed The Republic of New Belgrade.
- : Kelle Sondians endorsed The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
- : Kelle Sondians endorsed The Republic of Tughampton.
- : Kelle Sondians endorsed The Colony of Peligo.
- : Kelle Sondians endorsed The Rogue Nation of Banglazstrogaria.
- : Kelle Sondians endorsed The Empire of The Stolen Lands.
- : Kelle Sondians endorsed The Tribal Queendom of Weryalachiressaraxiatopia.
- : Kelle Sondians endorsed The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
- : Kelle Sondians endorsed The Himalayan Field Rat Paradise of Gonrati.
- : Kelle Sondians endorsed The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini.
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